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What are the best Jewish jokes?

10.06.2025 01:09

What are the best Jewish jokes?

And the priest thinks for a minute and then says:”Hmm, this is very serious my son, and there are a number of grave sins involved, so I’m not quite sure where to start. But let’s go with the basics: How long has it been since your last confession?”

the man replies: “Oh, I’ve never been to confession, I’m actually Jewish.”

And the man says : “Are you kidding me? I’m telling everyone.”

Why is the French way to say please is "S'il te plaît" and not "Pour Favour" like Spanish and Portuguese "Per Favor" and Italian "Per Favore" in the Romance languages group?

So the priest says:” Well if you’re not Catholic, why are you in here telling me all this?”

I’m not sure if this one qualifies but I’ll tell it anyway.

So a priests starts the confession and the man in the booth says “Father, I wanted to tell you, I’m 65 years old and last night, at the bar, I met two beautiful young 21 year old college girls. We talked a bit, drank a bit and one thing led to another and we ended up back at my place where the three of us stayed up all night drinking and having wild, uninhibited sex. “

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.